Fake Profile, Fake Photos, Fake Crying... What an Effin Friday

With Drugs and Alcohol suspensions at an all time high this year, PUC has been working non-stop to try to add more to there suspension score. Recently, PUC made a WTF-worthy attempt to catch students who were partying by befriending them with a fake Facebook account. Sadly, PUC's try at moral justice was failed by the very medium they tried to use to catch us, the internet. Before night even fell on Friday, text messages, FB statuses, and numerous posts on the imposter's page herself gave everyone hints that Madison Johnson was a total fake. But I decided to take the road not taken. Why just let PUC try to punk us? Let's punk PUC back. First, I made an album of pictures of wild nights with Madison Johnson. Second, I put up a status inviting everyone to meet up at a party being hosted by our lovely spy Madison Johnson. I decided all this wasn't enough. So much more could be done. I could leave a huge "Why were you stupid?" in the administration's mouth. So, Ozzy and I made a video parodying Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone." The video has been catching some views and I have received views. Though the videos are funny, I have a serious message behind them. We have no reason to take what PUC has been doing recently sitting down. PUC has been crossing over some serious human rights. And I refuse to let them get away with it. So, PUC. You threw the first punch.

Big Mistake,

Edgar van aces

Out-Cast, My Spring Break Writing Project, and Hello to Our Newest Member

Wow, with so much going on at once, I am constantly shifting through projects. SA Elections are happening at my school soon. I was once considering running for PUC Cast but our ridiculous of a senate voted it out as a position. So as a form of pure rebellion, I have taken it upon myself (along with many other rebels) to create the PUC Cast underground. Otherwise known as the the Out-Cast. I will be shooting it on Wedsenday and I am looking for an in-studio audience. Try to be there or continue your life as a mindless sap.

The Super Bowl was yesterday. It was uninteresting to me, since Peyton Manning screwed up the entire game. But a particular Gatorade commercial caught my attention. The way it was shot made me think, what if there was an entire football movie shot like this (of course without narration). So this spring break, Alejandro and I will write a fictional football movie shot in more of a documentary style. Something along the lines of The Hurtlocker and District 9. After writing it, we will show it to Vance, our awesome Department Director, and see what he thinks.

Last, but not least, I would like to welcome our newest writer on the blog, Kylee Q Brock. I am so glad that we finally decided to add some estrogen on this blog. But let me heed a warning to you Ms. Q, there is a hierarchy in this blog. KNOW YOUR RANK. Just kidding. But yes, I do smell some fresh ideas from our young grasshopper.

I think that about it hummus wraps it up. Until next time.

"Oh my god, you were SUSPENDED"
Edgar van Aces